英語手抄報的小笑話
手抄報是一種可傳閱、可觀賞、也可張貼的報紙的另一種形式,一起看看下面的英語手抄報的小笑話吧!
英語手抄報的小笑話【1】
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!” The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
一個女人抱著她的孩子搭上一輛巴士。司機說,“那是我見過的最丑的小孩了,呃咯!”那個女人生氣的`走到巴士后排坐下。她對身旁的一個男人抱怨到,“剛才司機在侮辱我!”那個男人說:“你直接過去,叫他閉嘴。你去吧,猴子我幫你抱著。”
A shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook(騙子,壞蛋) looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend."
一個小偷在一家珠寶店企圖偷走一只手表的時候被當場擒獲!奥犞,”小偷說,“我知道你們也不想惹麻煩。我把這只表買下,然后我們就當什么也沒發生,你看怎樣?”
經理表示同意,然后列了一張售貨單。小偷看著單子說道:“這比我最初的預算稍稍高了一點,你們還有沒有便宜一點兒東西。"
英語手抄報的小笑話【3】
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
一天早晨,一位黑人女人和一位金發女郎正走在公園里。
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.
突然,黑人女人發現了一只死去的小鳥。
"Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
“哦!看這只死去的小鳥!彼瘋卣f。
The blonde stops, looks up into the sky, and says, "Where? Where?"
金發女郎停下了腳步,她抬頭望著天空,問道:“哪,在那?”
詞匯學習:
Notebrunette: 淺黑膚色的`女人
blonde金色的;金發女郎
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