帶翻譯是簡短英語笑話大全
顧客和服務員之間的對話
顧客：小心，你的大拇指在我湯里了!
服務員：別擔心，先生，不是很燙!
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!
Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!
一個服務員給顧客拿來了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你瘋了嗎?”顧客喊到，“你的`手在我的牛排上!”
“什么?”服務員說，“你想讓它再掉地上?”
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.
"Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "with your hand on my steak?"
"What" answers the waiter, "You want it to fall on the floor again?"
服務員：茶或咖啡?先生。
第一個顧客：我要茶
第二個顧客：我也是茶——杯子要干凈的!
服務員：兩杯茶，哪個要干凈的杯子?
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
服務員，這只蒼蠅在我湯里干什么?
看起來象是在仰泳，先生……
Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?
Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir...
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅!
別擔心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛會干掉它。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Don't worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.
服務員，我湯里有只蒼蠅!
不是，先生，那是蟑螂，蒼蠅在你牛排里。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
No sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅!
別讓別人看見，先生，要不別人都要。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Keep it down sir, or they'll all be wanting one.
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅!
我知道，先生，我們沒有另收錢。
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!
Its OK, Sir, there's no extra charge!
服務員，湯里有只蒼蠅!
對不起，先生，我弄走那三個時忘了這個。
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
服務員，湯里有只死蒼蠅!
是的，先生，是開水殺死了它們。
Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.
服務員，湯里有只死蒼蠅!
1美元你想要什么——活的?
aiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!
What do you expect for $1 - a live one?
服務員，湯里有只蜜蜂!
是的，先生，今天蒼蠅放假。
Waiter, waiter, there's a bee in my soup.
Yes Sir, it's the fly's day off.
服務員，來杯咖啡，不加奶油。
對不起，先生，奶油沒了，不加奶怎么樣?
Waiter, I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.
I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?
服務員，你的領帶在我的湯里了。
沒關系，先生，它不縮水。
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
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