圣誕節英語笑話2015
圣誕節英語笑話2015一:
My friend reviewed her young son’s fill-in-the-blank homework. One line: “At Christmas, we exchange gifts with ____.” His response: “Receipts.”
我朋友在檢查她兒子的填空題家庭作業。有一行:“在圣誕節,我們和____交換禮物。”他的答案:“收據。”
圣誕節英語笑話2015二:
A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights. I showed her our top brand, but—wanting to make sure each bulb worked—she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in. I did, and each one lit up. "Great," she said. I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box. But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed. "I don’t want this box," she said abruptly. "It’s been opened."
一位顧客進我們的.商店買圣誕燈。我給她看了我們店里最好的牌子,但還需確認一下燈泡是否正常。她讓我把燈泡從盒子里拿出來,然后通上電。我照做了。每一個燈泡都是正常的。她說:“非常好。”我小心翼翼地把這串圣誕燈放回盒子里?僧斘野堰@一盒燈泡交給她時,她吃驚地看著我,突然說:“我不要這一盒,它打開過的。”
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