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      2. 中學生英語笑話

        時間:2020-10-20 19:57:00 英語笑話 我要投稿

        中學生英語笑話

          中學生英語笑話:Hardofhearing

        中學生英語笑話

          Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day.

          One remarked to the other, "Windy, ain‘t it?"

          "No," the second man replied, "It‘s Thursday."

          And the third man chimed in, "So am I. Let‘s have a coke."

          中學生英語笑話:Chooseapunishment

          private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.

          "You can take your choice, private - one month‘s restriction or twenty day‘s pay," said the officer.

          "All right, sir," said the bright soldier, "I‘ll take the money."

          中學生英語笑話:Greatfirstparent

          The First parent

          by Bill Cosby

          Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God‘s omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

          After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don‘t."

          "Don‘t what?", Adam replied.

          "Don‘t eat the forbidden fruit."

          "Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

          "It‘s over there," said God, wondering why He hadn‘t stopped after making the elephants.

          A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

          "Didn‘t I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First parent asked.

          "Uh huh," Adam replied.

          "Then why did you?"

          "I dunno," Adam answered.

          God‘s punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

          Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

          If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven‘t taken it, don‘t be hard on yourself.

          If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

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