短篇英語笑話帶翻譯

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短篇英語笑話帶翻譯

　　短篇英語笑話帶翻譯一：

短篇英語笑話帶翻譯

　　Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet.

　　妻子：比爾，住在對面那所房子的那個男人早上出門前總要吻一下妻子，晚上回來時再吻一下，你為什么不那樣做呢?丈夫：哦，我跟她還不是很熟。

　　短篇英語笑話帶翻譯二：

　　The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" "Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I twisted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that, the house is a mess and we're supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight." "Now dear, just stay calm. Sit down, relax, close your eyes, and I'll be over in 1/2 hour. I'll do the shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll take care of the baby when I get there and call a repairman I know who'll get the washing machine fixed. In fact, I'll call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George? Who's George?" "Why, that's your husband, dear." "Mom, I don't have a husband." "Is this 234-5678?" "Uh, no, it's not. I think you have a wrong number." The housewife paused. "Uhhh, does this mean you're not coming over?"

　　短篇英語笑話帶翻譯三：

　　Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says tolibrarian(圖書管理員) at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"

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