冷笑話英語版

冷笑話英語版2015

　　冷笑話英語版一：

　　Each Sunday the minister called the children to the front of the church while he told them a story. Once he brought a telephone to better illustrate the idea of prayer.

　　"You talk to people on the telephone and don't see them on the other end of the line, right?" he began.

　　The children nodded yes. "Well, talking to God is like talking on the telephone. He's on the other end, but you can't see him. He is listening though."Just then a little boy piped up and asked, "What's his number?"

　　冷笑話英語版二：

　　Our son, at age of five, had a fascination for motorcycles.

　　The sight of one would always bring forth squeals of delight, accompanied by excited remarks of Look at that! Look at that! I’m going to have one of those someday, his dad’s response always was Not as long as I’m alive.

　　One day, while our son was talking to a little friend, a motorcycle passed by. He excitedly pointed it out to the boy and exclaimed, Look at that! Look at that! I’m getting one of those as soon as my dad dies.

　　冷笑話英語版三：

　　Johnny, name the fifty states," instructed the teacher."I can't, teacher""Why, when I was your age I could name all the states," She scolded."Yeah, but then there were only thirteen," answered Johnny.

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