4則搞笑英語笑話
what do I get 我能得到什么
Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger.
老師:如果我把一塊牛排切成兩半的.兩半,我能得到幾塊兒?湯米:四塊。老師:那我要是再切兩次,我能得到什么呢?湯米:漢堡。
A Small Boy and a Donkey 小男孩與驢子
A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年,小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny? asked one of them.So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye.
一個小男孩牽著頭驢子穿過部隊營房。兩名士兵想跟小家伙開個玩笑:小孩,你把你哥哥牽得這么緊干什么?這樣,他就不會去參軍了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
How to Become Rich 如何致富
Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.Sister's boyfriend: No, don't do that. Here's a nickel.Little brother: That makes a buck and a quarter I've made this month.
弟弟:我看見你親我姐姐了,如果你不給我五分錢,我就告訴我爸。姐姐的男朋友:不要那樣做。給你五分錢。弟弟:我這個月已經賺了一塊兩毛五了。
我沒有看到另外一塊
Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain that?Johnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other.
媽媽:約翰尼,我今天早上在櫥子里放了兩塊點心,F在就剩下一塊了。你能解釋一下嗎?約翰尼:嗯,我想是因為里面太黑我沒看到另外那塊。
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