小學生經典英語笑話
笑話來源于生活,經過藝術加工的語言形式,是藝術化的語言。下面小編馬上為你帶來小學生經典英語笑話,希望你會喜歡。
小學生經典英語笑話一:First day of school
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher was giving instructions and said, "... and if anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers."
A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"
小學生經典英語笑話二:Three blondes and a wish
There are three blondes washed up on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers togrant each one of them one wish.
The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island.
The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a ravishing redhead. The redhead builds a boat and sails off the island.
The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
小學生經典英語笑話三:Stranded blonde
A blonde woman is driving along a country road, out in rolling hills of the Midwest, when she sees some movement off in the distance. As she gets closer, she realizes that it is another blonde woman in a rowboat in the middle of a field rowing the boat like crazy.
She stops her car at the side of the road and gets out. She yells out to the blonde in the rowboat, "What the &$%# are you doing?" The blonde in the boat, obviously flustered, yells back, "I have got to hurry up and get home in time for dinner or I will be in real trouble!"
The blonde at the side of the road is aggravated. "I can't believe this! You are out in the middle of a field in a row boat! It's blondes like you that give blondes like me a bad name!
In fact, if I could swim, I would swim out there and kick your butt!"
小學生經典英語笑話四:Baby name
When a woman found out that she was pregnant, she lit up the phone lines telling everyone the good news.
One day later that week, she took her 4 year old son, Sam, out shopping. A woman asked the boy if he was excited about the baby.
"Yes", he said. "I know what we're going to name it... If it is a girl, we're calling her Molly and if it is a boy, we're going to call it quits.
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