英語(yǔ)笑話幽默段子
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英語(yǔ)笑話幽默段子(一)
A Duel
Little Pete came home from the playground with a bloody nose, black eye, and torn clothing.
It was obvious he'd been in a bad fight and lost. His father asked his son what happened. "Well, Dad," said Pete, "I challenged Larry to a duel. And, you know, I gave him his choice of weapons."
"Uh-huh," said the father, "that seems fair."
"I know, but I never thought he'd choose his sister!"
決斗
小彼得從操場(chǎng)回到家時(shí)，鼻子流血、黑眼圈及被撕破了衣服。
顯然他剛與人惡斗了一番，而且打輸了。父親問(wèn)兒子發(fā)生了什么事。“噢，爸爸，彼得說(shuō)，我向拉里挑起決斗，而且我讓他挑選武器。”
“嗯，”父親說(shuō)，“這看上去很公平!”
“我知道，但我沒(méi)想到他選擇了他姐姐!”
英語(yǔ)笑話幽默段子(二)
The Tiger is Coming!
When a Tiger comes Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on.
The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."
老虎來(lái)了
兩個(gè)男人正在穿過(guò)叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠(yuǎn)處，向他們沖來(lái)。當(dāng)中的一個(gè)人從包里拿出一雙“耐克”跑鞋，開(kāi)始穿上。
另一個(gè)人驚奇地看著他說(shuō)，“你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過(guò)老虎嗎?” 他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過(guò)它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。
英語(yǔ)笑話幽默段子(三)
Friend for Dinner
Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.
What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I haven't been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!
I know all that.
Then why did you invite a friend for supper?
Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.
請(qǐng)朋友吃飯
“親愛(ài)的，”丈夫?qū)ζ拮诱f(shuō)：“我邀請(qǐng)了一位朋友回家吃晚飯。”
“什么?你瘋了嗎?我們的`房子亂糟糟的，我很久沒(méi)有買過(guò)東西回來(lái)了，所有的碗碟都是臟的，還有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚飯。”
“這些我全都知道。”
“那你為什么還要邀請(qǐng)朋友回來(lái)吃晚飯?”
“因?yàn)槟莻�(gè)可憐的笨蛋正考慮要結(jié)婚呢。”
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