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最新英語(yǔ)笑話超爆笑
笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽(tīng)者和講者都會(huì)感到快樂(lè)、欣喜，拍掌叫好!以下是小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的最新英語(yǔ)笑話超爆笑，一起來(lái)爆笑吧!
最新英語(yǔ)笑話超爆笑(一)
買面包
One day a little white rabbit went to a bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
一天有只小白兔來(lái)到面包店問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, that's a pity!" said the rabbit and left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔失望地離開(kāi)了。
The second day the little white rabbit went to the bakery again and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第二天小白兔又來(lái)到那個(gè)面包店問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
The shopkeeper again answered, "Sorry, we don't have that many."
老板仍回答：“抱歉我們沒(méi)有那么多。”
"Oh, it's a pity," said the rabbit, and again left, disappointed.
“哦，太遺憾了。”小白兔又失望地離開(kāi)了。
The third day the little white rabbit went again to the bakery and asked, "Have you got 100 buns?"
第三天小白兔依然來(lái)到那家面包店，問(wèn)：“請(qǐng)問(wèn)你們有100個(gè)小面包嗎?”
"Oh, yes we have 100 buns today!" the shopkeeper answered gladly.
“啊是的，今天我們有100個(gè)小面包啦!”老板高興地回答。
"That's great, I'll buy two, thank you!"
“那太好啦!我買2個(gè)，謝謝!”
The shopkeeper stood silently.
老板無(wú)語(yǔ)了……
最新英語(yǔ)笑話超爆笑(二)
A young girl's likes
A young girl was asked by her mother, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The girl replied, "I want to be an old maid."
Her mother was surprised to hear that, and said, "Oh,dear, why?" The girl said, "I don't think I would like to kiss a man so many times and to tell him he handsome every time. I will get bored. I like to go shopping, so I'd rather earn money to buy things for myself."
一個(gè)少女的`母親問(wèn)她：“你長(zhǎng)大后想干什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我想做個(gè)老姑娘。”
她的母親聽(tīng)到這話感到非常驚訝。她說(shuō)：“啊，親愛(ài)的，這是為什么呀?”少女說(shuō)：“我覺(jué)得我不會(huì)老是要去親一個(gè)男人，而且每次還要說(shuō)他很帥。我會(huì)感到厭倦的。我喜歡逛商店，所以我寧愿去賺錢給自己買東西。”
最新英語(yǔ)笑話超爆笑(三)
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
完美兒子
A:我有一個(gè)很完美的兒子.
B:他抽煙嗎?
A:不抽.
B:他喝威士忌酒嗎?
A:不喝.
B:他會(huì)不會(huì)很晚回家?
A:不會(huì).
B:我想你確實(shí)有一個(gè)完美兒子. 那他多大了?
A:下個(gè)星期三就滿6個(gè)月了.
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