一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話
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一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話(一)
不會犯兩次同樣的錯誤
Boy: Hi, didn't we go on dates before? Onec or twice?
Girl: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
男孩:嗨,我們之前是不是約會過,是一次還是兩次,我忘記了。
女孩:應該只有一次吧,我從不犯兩次同樣的錯誤。
一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話(二)
In an entrance examination of a conservatory of music, a teacher asked one of the boys, "What is the most important physiological quality of a musician?"
"To be deaf," replied the boy.
"Nonsense!" said the teacher angrily.
"Why, sir! Don't you know that the famous musician Beethoven was deaf?" the boy asked in reply disdainfully.
在一次音樂學院的入學考試中,老師問其中一個男孩:"音樂家最重要的生理素質是什么?"
"耳聾,"男孩答道。
"胡說!"老師氣憤地說。
"怎么了,先生!難道您不知道大名鼎鼎的音樂家貝多芬是個聾子嗎?"男孩輕蔑地反問道。
一分鐘經典英語爆笑笑話(三)
Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃蘋果餡餅時,家里沒有奶酪了,于是女主人向大家表示歉意。這家的小男孩悄悄地離開了屋子。過了一會兒,他拿著一片奶酪回到房間,把奶酪放在客人的盤子里。 客人微笑著把奶酪放進嘴里說:“孩子,你的眼睛就是比你媽媽的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夾上,先生。”那小男孩說。
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