愚人節(jié)英語笑話
4.1愚人節(jié)快到啦，愚人節(jié)是個(gè)充滿歡樂的日子，一個(gè)善意的謊言，惹得大家哄堂大笑，豈不快哉。本文整理了愚人節(jié)英語笑話，跟小伙伴們好好耍耍吧！
愚人節(jié)英語笑話 篇1
1.why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節(jié)人們?yōu)槭裁雌＞?)
答：because they have just had a long march. ( 因?yàn)樗麄儎傔^了長長的三月。march 三月;行軍)
2.what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天氣?)
答：when it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
3.when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么時(shí)候不愿跟隨主人?)
答：when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場(chǎng)時(shí)。flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場(chǎng) )
4.what question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個(gè)問題永遠(yuǎn)不能回答“是的”?)
答：are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎)
5.what tree is always very sad? (那種樹總是很傷心?)
答：weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
6.when can you get water with a net? (什么時(shí)候可以用網(wǎng)兜裝水?)
答：when water is turned into ice. (當(dāng)水結(jié)成冰時(shí))
7.why is the pig always eating?豬為什么沒完沒了地吃?
答：he's making a hog of himself.它想成為一只肉豬。
8.what's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什么?
答：smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因?yàn)閮蓚�(gè)字母s中間隔了一里。
9.what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么問題你只能回答“yes”?
答："what does y-e-s spell?" (當(dāng)別人問你)“yes”怎么拼?
10.where were you when the power was cut off? 當(dāng)停電的時(shí)候你在哪?
答：in the darkness. 在黑暗中
愚人節(jié)英語笑話 篇2
1、-What the day is it today?
-Today is April fools'day.
-Oh!you are wrong today is March the 31th.If you don't believe me please pick up the calendar.
-Oh!it is really April fools'day.
-Haha!you were cheated!
-今天是星期幾？
-今天是四月愚人節(jié)。
-哦！你錯(cuò)了，今天是三月三十一日。如果你不相信我，請(qǐng)拿起日歷。
-哦！這真的是四月愚人節(jié)。
-哈哈！你被騙了！
2、Best wishes and I believe your English will be better and better!
最好的祝愿，我相信你的英語會(huì)越來越好！
3、A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok,mommy." and goes to sleep. the next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn''t come true!". The mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"
一個(gè)雙目失明的小男孩正被媽媽抱上床。媽媽說：“現(xiàn)在，比利，今晚和明天都要好好祈禱，你的愿望會(huì)實(shí)現(xiàn)的.！”比利說：“好的，媽媽，”然后去睡覺。第二天早上，比利醒來尖叫著：“媽咪！”！我還是瞎了眼，我的愿望沒有實(shí)現(xiàn)！媽媽回答說：“我知道——四月傻瓜！”
4、Wife talking to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily.
妻子對(duì)丈夫（整天看報(bào)紙）說：我希望我是一份報(bào)紙，所以我整天都在你手里。
丈夫：我也希望如此，這樣我就可以每天換你了。
5、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!
一個(gè)小男孩問他的父親：爸爸，結(jié)婚要花多少錢？父親回答說：我不知道兒子。我還在付錢！
6、At midnight father saw that his married son leaving home... He asks him: what are you doing?
The son replied: Dad I am fed up with my life! My newly marriage is not going well, my wife and my mom keep fighting with each other! I have to pay bills for my in-laws, and I hate this life!I want to go far from here, I want to taste every joy of life, and I want to have every fun of life!
Father said: Wait!I am coming with you.
半夜，父親看到他已婚的兒子離家出走了…他問他：你在干什么？
兒子回答：爸爸，我受夠了我的生活！我的新婚生活不太順利，我妻子和我媽媽一直在打架！我得為我的親家付賬，我討厭這種生活！我想遠(yuǎn)離這里，我想品味生活中的每一種樂趣，我想享受生活的樂趣！
父親說：等等！我和你一起去。
7、A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answered: Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?
The husband laughed and said: An English girl!
The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picked her up in the airport and asked: So honey, how was the trip?
The wife: Very good, thank you.
The husband: And, what happened to my present?
The wife: Which present?
The husband: What I asked for: the English girl?
The wife: Oh, that! Well, I did what I could; now we have to wait a few months to see if it’s a girl!
一個(gè)女人去英國參加一個(gè)為期兩周的公司培訓(xùn)會(huì)議。她丈夫開車送她去機(jī)場(chǎng)，祝她旅途愉快。
妻子回答：謝謝你，親愛的，你要我給你拿什么？
丈夫笑著說：一個(gè)英國女孩！
那女人默不作聲地離開了。兩個(gè)星期后，他在機(jī)場(chǎng)接她，問道：親愛的，旅途怎么樣？
妻子：很好，謝謝。
丈夫：我的禮物怎么了？
妻子：哪一件禮物？
丈夫：我要的是那個(gè)英國女孩？
妻子：哦，那！好吧，我盡力了，現(xiàn)在我們得等幾個(gè)月看看是不是女孩！
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