元旦英語手抄報
May the New Year be a time of laughter and real enjoyment for you. Best wishes.
愿新年不僅是你歡笑的時刻，更是你歡喜的日子。祝福你。
May the glow of New Year candle fill your heart with peace and pleasure and make your New Year bright.Have a love filled New Year!
愿新年的燭光帶給你祥和與喜悅，祝你新年充滿愛。
May the bright and festive glow of New Year candle warm the days all the year through. Hoping you will have a wonderful time enjoying New Year that is happy in every way.
愿明亮喜慶的新年燭光溫暖一年中的每個日日夜夜，祝你歡歡喜喜度新年!
New Year time is here. I hope you have a wonderful New Year. May every day hold happy hours for you.
新年來臨，祝新年快樂，愿你時時刻刻幸福歡樂!
May your New Year be filled with special moment, warmth, peace and happiness, the joy of covered ones near, and wishing you all the joys of Christmas and a year of happiness.
愿你的新年充滿溫馨，祥和，與親人團聚的快樂，祝樂陶陶，新年樂無限。
Warm greetings and best wishes for happiness and good luck in the coming year.
衷心祝福來年快樂、幸運!
New Year should be a time of banked-up fines, the scent of flowers and wine, good talk, good memories and loyalties renewed. But if all else is lacking - love will do.
新年是這樣美好的時光：爐火熊熊，花兒芬芳，醇酒飄香，殷殷祝福，美好回憶，恩愛日新。即便沒有一切，只要有愛便足矣。
May the beauty and joy of New Year remain with you throughout the new year!
愿新春美景與歡樂常伴隨你新年新年!
元旦笑話
一個雞蛋跑到了山東，結果它變成了魯(鹵)蛋;
一個雞蛋跑去松花江游泳，結果它變成了松花蛋;
一個雞蛋無家可歸，結果它變成了野雞蛋;
一個雞蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤，倒在地上，結果它變成了導彈;
一個雞蛋跑到人家院子里去了，結果它變成了原子彈;
一個雞蛋跑到青藏高原，結果它變成了氫彈;
一個雞蛋生病了，結果它變成了壞蛋;
一個雞蛋嫁人了，結果它變成了混蛋;
一個雞蛋跑到河里游泳，結果它變成了核彈;
一個雞蛋跑到花叢中去了，結果它變成了花旦;
一個雞蛋騎著一匹馬，拿著一把刀，原來它是刀馬旦;
一個雞蛋滾來滾去，越滾越圓，結果就變成了圓蛋--元旦快樂!