笑話英文版

笑話英文版

　　笑話英文版一：

　　Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"!

　　笑話英文版二：

　　A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says: "God, what is a million dollars to you?" and God says: "A penny", then the man says: "God, what is a million years to you?" and God says: "a second", then the man says: "God, can I have a penny?" and God says "In a second"

　　笑話英文版三：

　　TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.

　　PAPPU : Here it is!

　　TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

　　CLASS : PAPPU!

【笑話英文版】相關(guān)文章：

圣誕節(jié)小笑話英文版12-08

笑話集錦冷笑話06-09

英文版簡歷10-10

幽默笑話故事英語笑話06-01

兒童笑話笑話大全06-21

笑話大全短笑話集錦06-19

笑話幼兒短笑話大全06-19

雷人小笑話幽默笑話11-16

冷笑話段子笑話大全09-07

笑話段子精彩冷笑話06-29