初一英語笑話短文
Lawyers
A drunk stands up in a bar and shouts, "All Lawyers are scumbags". Another drunk stands up and yells, "Hey, I resent that remark". The first drunk yells. "Why are you a lawyer". "No", said the second drunk, "I’m a scumbag".
律師
一喝醉了的人在一聲酒吧呼喊,"所有的律師都是無賴" 。 另外的一個喝醉了的'人站起來而且大叫,"嗨,我反對那一個評論". 開始的喝醉者大叫。 " 為什么你是一位律師?". "沒有", 說那第二的喝醉了的,"我是一個無賴" 。
All Expect The Music
A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.To make the occasion even more memorable，she treated everybody to lemonade，cake，chocolates and ices.
Just as the party was getting back into their coach，she said to little Sally，“Have you enjoyed yourself today?”
"Oh，yes，miss”said Sally，“It was lovely.All expect the music，that is.”
除了音樂都好
一位熱心的年輕教師想讓她的學生多了解一點經典的古典音樂，就安排了一場下午的音樂會。為了使這次活動能給大家留下更深的印象，她請大家喝檸檬汽水，吃蛋糕、巧克力和冰激凌。
在回來上汽車的時候，她問小薩利:“你今天玩得好嗎?”
“噢，好極了，老師，”薩利說，“除了音樂其他都好。”
Make your fortune
"How did you make your fortune?"
"I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience."
"How did that help?"
"Now he has the experience and I the money."
計劃你的將來
“你是怎么計劃你的將來的?”
“我變成一個富人的合伙人，他有錢，我有經驗。”
“那有什么用?”
“現在他有經驗了，我有錢。”
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