簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事大全
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簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(一)
Our son, Chris，is a premed student at Georgia Southern University in Statesboro. He is fortunate to have a job in the research lab, where they are studying Lyme disease. Recently he called home and told us that he had received a promotion. "Great!” I said. "You can always use more money.”
我們的兒子克里斯是位于斯泰茲波羅的南佐治亞醫(yī)科大學(xué)的預(yù)科生。他很幸運(yùn)地在研究淋巴疾病的科研室找到了一份工作。最近，他給家里打電話，告訴我們他得到了提升。“太好了!”我說(shuō)。“你可以多花一些錢(qián)了。”
There was a slight pause before Chris responded，"Well，I didn’t exactly get more money. But they did give me more keys.”
克里斯停頓了一會(huì)兒，才回答說(shuō):“嗯，準(zhǔn)確地說(shuō)我倒沒(méi)有多拿錢(qián)。但是他們確實(shí)多給了我?guī)装谚�匙。”
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(二)
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
一對(duì)夫婦正在慶祝他們的金婚紀(jì)念日，他們多年平靜的生活，成為小鎮(zhèn)上流傳的佳話，一個(gè)小報(bào)記者要求采訪他們這段長(zhǎng)久而幸福的婚姻的秘密。
"Well，it dates back to our honeymoon,”explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, ‘That's once' .We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, `That's twice.’We hadn't gone a half一mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead. I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, `That's once'.”
“這要從我們的蜜月說(shuō)起，”男的說(shuō)，“我們?nèi)ヂ眯辛舜髰{谷，而且用騾子馱著行李走到了谷底，我們沒(méi)有走多遠(yuǎn)，我妻子的騾子就跌倒了，妻子平靜地說(shuō):‘這是一次’。我們繼續(xù)走遠(yuǎn)了一些，騾子又跌倒了，我妻子又平靜地說(shuō):‘這是第二次’。我們又走了不到半里，騾子第三次跌倒，我妻子從背包里拿出了手槍，射死了那頭騾子。始想去阻止她這樣對(duì)待那頭騾子，可她看著我平靜地說(shuō)‘這是第一次”，。
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(三)
On a pleasant Sunday afternoon an old Englishman and his youngest son were seated in the village inn. The father had partaken liberally of the beer, and was warning his son against the evils of intemperance.
在一個(gè)陽(yáng)光明媚的周日午后，一個(gè)年長(zhǎng)的英國(guó)紳士和他年幼的兒子一同坐在村莊的旅店里。父親沒(méi)有節(jié)制地大口喝著啤酒，并警告他的兒子如果放縱就會(huì)給你帶來(lái)痛苦。
"Never drink too much, my son. A gentleman stops when he has enough. To be drunk is a disgrace.”
“永遠(yuǎn)不要喝的太多，我的兒子。一個(gè)紳士在喝酒時(shí)會(huì)適可而止。喝醉了酒可是不太光彩啊。”
"Yes, father, but how can I tell when I have enough or am drunk?"
“是的，爸爸。但是當(dāng)我喝的有點(diǎn)過(guò)頭甚至喝醉了的時(shí)候我怎么才能知道呢?”
The old man pointed with his fingers.
這位年長(zhǎng)的父親伸出手指指向一邊。
"Do you see those two men sitting in the corner? If you should see four men there .you would know that you were drunk.”
“你看見(jiàn)坐在角落的那兩個(gè)男人了嗎?如果你看見(jiàn)的是四個(gè)男人坐在那里，那你要意識(shí)到你是喝醉了。”
The boy looked long and eamestly, After a time in puzzled tones, he said: yes, father, but-but-there is only one man in that corner.”
那個(gè)男孩認(rèn)真仔細(xì)的看了很久。過(guò)了一會(huì)之后，他用困惑的聲調(diào)說(shuō)到:“是呀，爸爸，但是—但是—在那個(gè)角落里只有一個(gè)人呀!”
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(四)
A young man was in love with a beautiful girl. One day she said to him: "It is my birthday tomorrow.”
一個(gè)年輕的男子愛(ài)上了一位美麗的.姑娘。一天她對(duì)他說(shuō):“明天就是我的生日了。”
"Oh,” said the young man, "I'll send you roses，one rose for each year of your life.”
“噢，我要送給你玫瑰，每一朵玫瑰都象征著你生命中所渡過(guò)的每一年。”年輕的男子說(shuō)。
The same evening he went to a florist's. As he knew that the girl was twenty一two years old , he paid for twenty一two roses and asked the florist to send them to the girl the next day.
那天晚上他就去拜訪了種花人。他知道那個(gè)姑娘22歲了，于是他買(mǎi)下了22朵玫瑰并請(qǐng)求種花人第二天把玫瑰給那位姑娘送去。
When the young man left the shop, the florist thought: "This young man is a very good customer. I think that my price was too high. I' 11 send ten more roses.”
年輕的男子離開(kāi)了花店，種花人心里想:“這位年青人真是個(gè)心地善良的好人。我給他的價(jià)格太高了。我要多給他一些花。”
He did so. The next morning thirty-two roses were sent to the girl.
他確實(shí)是那樣做的。二天清晨，種花人把犯朵玫瑰一起送給了那位女孩。
When the young man came to see her, she didn't speak to him. And he never knew why she was so angry with him.
當(dāng)這位年輕的男子興沖沖地來(lái)看望她的時(shí)候，她對(duì)他置之不理。當(dāng)然，他是永遠(yuǎn)也不會(huì)知道為什么她收到玫瑰反而會(huì)生氣了。
簡(jiǎn)短笑話英語(yǔ)故事(五)
Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here.
老師:瑪麗，你的打字有進(jìn)步，這兒只有十七個(gè)錯(cuò)。
Mary: That's great!
瑪麗:那太棒了!
Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence. . .
老師:現(xiàn)在我再來(lái)看看第二句……
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