英語笑話Three Surgeons

英語笑話Three Surgeons

　　Three Surgeons

　　Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills. "A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one. "Today that man is a concert violinist."

　　"That's nothing," said another. "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

　　"I can top both of you," said the third. "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior - and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

　　三個外科醫生

　　三個有名的外科醫生正在吹噓他們的技術。“一個人斷了一只手，他來找我，”一個說，“如今那個人是個音樂會的小提琴手�！�

　　“這算不了什么，”另一個說。“一個家伙兩條腿斷了，他來找我，我將它們接了回去。如今，那人是馬拉松選手�！�

　　“我比你們兩個都強，”第三個說，“一天，我碰到一起可怕的車禍。除了一個馬屁股，和一幅眼睛，什么都沒有留下。如今，那人坐在美國參議院里。”

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