小學(xué)生爆笑英語笑話五篇
小學(xué)生爆笑英語笑話篇一
"I'm going to draw a picture of God," a four-year-old girl said to her teacher.
一個(gè)4歲的女孩對(duì)老師說：“我要畫一幅上帝的畫像。”
"But nobody knows what God looks like," the teacher said.
老師說：“可誰也不知道上帝長什么模樣�！�
"They will know when I've finished," came the reply.
“等我畫好后，他們就會(huì)知道的�！靶∨⒒卮鹫f。
小學(xué)生爆笑英語笑話篇二
Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of theVirgin and the baby Jesus.
姐妹倆在看一本宗教畫冊(cè)時(shí)，剛好看到一幅圣母瑪利亞和圣嬰耶穌的圖畫。
"See there," said the older sister, "that's Jesus, and that's his mother."
姐姐說：“瞧，這是耶穌，這是他的媽媽�！�
"Where's his dad?" the younger girl wanted to know.
“他的爸爸在哪里?”妹妹想知道。
Her sister thought for a moment and explained, "Oh, he's taking the picture."
姐姐想了一會(huì)兒，解釋道：“噢，他正在拍照�！�
小學(xué)生爆笑英語笑話篇三
A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest boy and returned to her.
一位女士圣誕節(jié)購物時(shí)丟了錢包。一個(gè)誠實(shí)的小男孩撿到了錢包，還給了她。
Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...that's funny. When I lost my purse there was a $20 bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."
她看了看錢包，說：“嗯……真有趣。我丟錢包時(shí)，里面有一張20元的鈔票�，F(xiàn)在卻有20張一元的鈔票�！�
The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't have any change for a reward."
那個(gè)男孩馬上回答說：“沒錯(cuò)，太太。上次我撿到一位女士的錢包，她沒有零錢酬謝。”
小學(xué)生爆笑英語笑話篇四
Two boys are talking about the sun and the moon. "Which one of them is more useful?" asked one of them.
兩個(gè)男孩在談?wù)撎柡驮铝�。“它們中哪個(gè)更有用?”其中一個(gè)問道。
"Of course the moon is. The moon is in the sky when it's dark, but the sun is in the sky in the daytime when nobody needs it."
“當(dāng)然是月亮。月亮在天黑時(shí)掛在天空，但太陽是在白天誰也不需要它時(shí)掛在天空。”
小學(xué)生爆笑英語笑話篇五
roast pig
A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."
烤乳豬
一位先生去赴宴遲到了，匆忙入座后，發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位正對(duì)著乳豬，于是大為高興的.說：“還不錯(cuò)，我坐在乳豬的旁邊�！边@時(shí)才發(fā)現(xiàn)身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視，他忙陪笑改口到：“對(duì)不起，我說的是那只烤好的。”
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