簡單英語笑話帶翻譯 經典
簡單英語笑話帶翻譯一:
In court a judge asked the witness, "How old are you? I mean, really, how old are you? And remember, you're under oath(宣誓) so tell the truth."The woman replied, "I'm twenty one and some months."The judge said, "Be specific: how many months?"So she said, "One hundred and eighteen months."
庭上的法官問證人:“多大了?我的意思是,真實年齡是多少?別忘了剛才已經宣誓過,所以請誠實作答”這位女士回答:“我是二十一歲又幾個月。”法官說:“要講精確,到底是多少個月?”她回答:“一百一十八個月!”
簡單英語笑話帶翻譯二:
A married man was visiting his girlfriend when she requested that he shave his beard.Oh James, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face.James replied, My wife loves this beard, I couldn't possibly do it, she would kill me!Oh please, the girlfriend asked again, in a sexy little voice...Oh really, I can't, he replies...My wife loves this beard!The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighs and finally gives in. That night James crawls into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.The wife is awakened somewhat, feels his face and replies, Oh Michael, you shouldn't be here, my husband will be home soon!
一個已婚男人去拜訪他的女朋友時,女朋友要求他剃去胡須。噢,詹姆斯,我喜歡你的胡子,但我更喜歡看到你英俊的面孔。詹姆斯回答說,我的妻子喜歡我的胡子,所以我不可能剃掉它,否則她會殺了我的`。噢,我求你了,女朋友用一種低沉的、性感的聲音又一次說道?墒,我不能,他回答道,我的妻子喜歡這胡子。在女朋友再三請求下,他終于屈服同意了。夜里,在妻子熟睡時,詹姆斯爬上了床。妻子朦朦朧朧地摸了摸他的臉說道,噢,邁克爾,你不應該在這里,我的丈夫很快就要回來了。
簡單英語笑話帶翻譯三:
After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
做完生意回來后,提姆覺得應該給妻子帶點什么禮物回去。
“How about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle.
“那些香水怎么賣啊?”他問賣化妝品的售貨員。售貨員給他展示了一支價值50美元的香水。
“That’s a bit much,”said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.
“看起來好像有點貴哦!”提姆說道。于是售貨員又拿出一款30美元的香水。
“That’s still quite a bit,”Tim complained.
“還是貴了點。”提姆抱怨道。
Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.
售貨員開始有點惱火了,就給提姆一瓶很小的香水,價值15美元。
“What I mean,”said Tim, “is I’d like to see something really cheap.”
“我的意思是,”提姆說,“我想看看一些真正便宜的東西。”
The clerk handed him a mirror.
售貨員聽了后,遞給了提姆一面鏡子。
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