快樂學習的英語笑話
英文笑話： a better dishwasher
Mrs Williams lived in a small street in London, and now she had a new neighbour.
Her name was Mrs Briggs, and she talked a lot about her expensive furniture, her beautiful carpets and her new kitchen.
"Do you know," she said to Mrs Williams one day, "I've got a new dishwasher1. It washes the plates and glasses and knives and forks beautifully."
"Oh? " Mrs Williams answered." And does it dry them and put them in the cupboard, too ?"
Mrs Briggs was surprised. "Well," she answered, "the things in the machine are dry after an hour, but it doesn't put them away, of course."
"I've had a dishwasher for twelve and a half years," Mrs Williams said.
"Oh?" Mrs Briggs answered, "And does yours put the things in the cupboard when it has washed them?"
She laughed nastily2. "Yes, he does," Mrs Williams answered."He dries the dishes and puts them away."
威廉姆斯太太住在倫敦的的一條小街上，現在她有了一位新鄰居。
這鄰居叫布里格斯太太，她對她的高檔家具，漂亮地毯和新廚房談論很多。
“你知道嗎?” 有一天她對威廉姆斯太太說道：“我有一臺新洗碗機。它洗盤子、杯子和刀叉洗得非常好。”
“哦?”威廉姆斯太太回答說，“它能弄干盤子、杯子和刀叉嗎?還可以把它們放進碗柜嗎?”
布里格斯太太很吃驚。“ 嗯，”她回答說，“洗碗機里的.盤子、杯子和刀叉一小時后就干了，但當然啰，洗碗機不能把它們收起來。”
威廉姆斯太太說：“我有一臺洗碗機已經12年半了。”
“哦?”布里格斯太太回答說，“你的洗碗機在洗完盤子、杯子和刀叉后能把它們放進碗柜嗎?”她不懷好意地大笑起來。
“是的，他可以。”威廉姆斯太太回答說，“他把碗盤刀叉弄干后就把它們收起來。”
1 dishwasher
n.洗碗機，洗碗的人
參考例句：
Our dishwasher is out of order.我們的洗碗機壞了。
This dishwasher even washes pots and pans.這個洗碗機還能洗壇壇罐罐呢。
2 nastily
adv.污穢地，骯臟地，淫穢地
參考例句：
"Don't expect me to help you," he added nastily. “別指望我來幫你。”他生氣地加了一句。 來自《簡明英漢詞典》
Don't you fed that newspaper accounts of these disasters tend to linger nastily over the detail? 你不認為報紙對這些災難的報導有反復贅述其細節的傾向嗎? 來自互聯網
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