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學生英語笑話大全笑破你的肚子的笑話
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1.Are you kidding me?你豁老子哦?
2.Dude.哥佬倌
3.Long time no see.死哪兒切 了喃?那么久沒qio到你了。
4.What?啥子喃?
5.Don"t worry。虛啥子啊虛。
6.What do you want?你要爪子嘛?
7.I can not hold no longer.老子遭不住了。
8.Stupid.瓜娃子。
9.She"s my girlfriend;wife.她是我老妞兒。
10.You are welcome.莫來頭;說這些。
11.That"s awesome.簡直巴適的板。
12.I have no idea.曉求不得。
13.A little.就那么滴滴兒。
14.I am sure.我呸死了。打包票。
15.What happened?啥子情況啥子情況?
16.It doesn"t make sense. 球名堂莫得。
17.It"s none of your business.管你娃球事啊?
18.What a hell? 浪么子搞起在勒。
19.Are you sure.兒豁??
20.Are u out of ur mind?你吃醉了所?
21.Rock paper scissors. 石千兒 。
22.I dont care.管我屁事啊。
23.Kick your ass. 給你娃兒兩腳頭哦。
24.Dark black。黢嘛黑 。
25.See you.空了吹。
26.Let"s go.撤飄。
27.Shut up.鬧啥子。
28.Asshole.斯娃子
29.You wanna piece of me.老子給你打燃火。
30.Enjoy!敞歡。
31.I got no money.老子分兒都 不分兒了
Silly Doctor
蠢醫生
A man went to see his doctor
有一名男子去看他的醫生，
because he was suffering from a miserable cold.
因為他正遭到令人難受的感冒之苦。
His doctor prescribed some pills,
他的醫生開了一些藥丸 ，
but they didn't help.
但是這些藥丸都沒什么幫助。
On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot,
他笫二次去的時候，醫生給他打針，
but that didn't do any good.
但是那也沒什么效。
On his third visit the doctor told the man,
他第三次去的時候 ，醫生告訴這名男子：
"Go home and take a hot bath.As soon as you finish bathing throw open all the windows andstand in the draft."
“回家洗個熱水澡吧。你一洗完澡就把所有韻窗戶都打開，然后站在通風處。”
"But doc,"protested the patient,
這名病人抗議說：“但是醫生，
"if I do that,I'll get pneumonia."
如果我那么做的話，我就會得到肺炎呀。”
"I know,"said the doctor,"don't worry,I can cure pneumonia."
醫生說：“我知道啦，別擔心啦，我會治療肺炎啦。”
英語笑話：Heart Transplant 心臟移植2
A man needing a heart transplant is told by hisdoctor that the only heart available is that of asheep .
有一名需要心臟移植的男子被他的醫生告知，唯一可用的心臟就是一只羊的心臟。
The man finally agrees and the doctor transplants the sheep heart into the man.
這名男子最后同意了，醫生就將羊鵑心臟移植到這名男子身上。
A few days after the operation,the man comes in for a checkup.
就在手術后幾天，這名男子前來接受身體檢查。
The doctor asks him "How are you feeling?"
醫生問他：“你現在感覺怎么樣呀?”
The man replies"Not B-A-A-A-A-D!"
這名男子回答說：“還不錯、錯、錯、錯、錯。”
英語笑話：Broken Finger 斷指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining ofpain .
有名年輕女子去看醫生，怨忿地說著她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
醫生問她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子說：“你一定要幫幫我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
醫生問說：“什么意思呀，全身?講更明確一點吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
這名女子用她的指碰觸右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰觸左臉頰，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰觸右耳垂，她哭喊說：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，連那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."
醫生體貼地替她檢查了一會兒，然后把診斷結果告訴她：“你的手指斷了啦。”
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